Man, I am a good looking guy, for a boy who was maliciously assaulted by a pie in the face and traumatized for almost 50 years! What a good God to set me free from that attack and liberate me to be the outstanding man I am today. It is a credit to his grace and moves me to give him my all. I am blessed in appearance and heart! What a great God who chose me before I was hit with a pie, long before that! Before the foundations of the world was laid. He blessed me with good looks, too. Ladies, I am already taken, sorry. What a Calvinist!
Man, I am a good looking guy, for a boy who was maliciously assaulted by a pie in the face and traumatized for almost 50 years! What a good God to set me free from that attack and liberate me to be the outstanding man I am today. It is a credit to his grace and moves me to give him my all. I am blessed in appearance and heart! What a great God who chose me before I was hit with a pie, long before that! Before the foundations of the world was laid. He blessed me with good looks, too. Ladies, I am already taken, sorry. What a Calvinist!
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What a Calvinist!
No, what a perverted fool!
toots his own horn, or else his horn won't be tooted,'' or ''A poor dog only wags his own tail.''
Dr. Paul W. Foltz
brother Paul
I like that! "A poor dog only wags his own tail." where did you get that? since my wife and I are dog lovers, believe me I would have to go before the dogs! That keeps me humble.
Annoyance, that post was just for you. I hope you appreciate it.
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